26th
I want my VP candidate back!
OK - so I’ve created a monster. Sarah Palin has gone completely off the reservation. Don’t believe me, here’s what one of my key aides told the press yesterday:
“She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone, she does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else. Also, she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: Divas trust only unto themselves, as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom.”
Trust me, this guy was being kind. Sarah has become a quote-spewing-media-attention-grabbing jihad. I can’t believe half the crap I’m hearing from this dingbat, but apparently its all true. Here are a couple of doozies that I got wind of just this week:
1) Palin to be a mid-day talk show host on NBC, “Palin Power” or some such name. Apparently she speaks to a valuable segment of the US population, the rural hockey / soccer mom.
2) Sarah Palin Barbie - Mattel has pulled out all the stops to get this on the shelves for holiday. The toy company is gushing over our Miss Alaska turned Veep candidate for the positive message she is sending to the young women around the world. Includes red bathing suit from Sarah’s pageant days as well as grey business suit with miniskirt.
3) “Sarah Palin Cross Your Heart” bra from Playtex. Not going to touch this one. Saw the ad though - hah gee baa baa!
4) “Palinpalooza at Bugaboo Creek” - from now until November 4th, Bugaboo Creek is hosting Palinpalooza - a dinner platter comprised of Mooseburger, Sweet Potato Fries and a Busch 12 oz. draft for $8.99.
5) Saturday Night Live spin-off series starring Tina Fey and Sarah Palin. The concept is similar to that George Burns classic movie “Oh God You Devil”. Sarah will play herself and Tina Fey will be the evil version of Sarah’s conscience who leads Sarah into some comical situations. Hilarity ensues.
I’m getting sick of this crap…
