Angry McCain

Please Accept the Charges

Killing 2 birds with one stone here: cash is tight and my staff says I need to connect with the voters (you!) So starting tonight - no more Robo-Calls. That’s right from now on, I’ll be calling personally to get the word out about Obama and how you should not vote for him and stuff.  I’m calling this the “Straight From the Horses Mouth Express”. I got a whole bunch of new material to dish so, when the phone rings, please accept the charges and the opertor can connect the call.

15 points down in the polls, a dumb broad for a running-mate, and calling strangers collect from my personal phone at 11 pm, this is exactly where I expected to be with this campaign 3 weeks away from the election.  I got Obama right where I want him now!