Let's Make a Deal

The ramblings of an angry man, who just so happens to be the Republican nominee for President of the United States.

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Let’s Make a Deal

OK, Obama. Hear me out. You don’t know jack about being in the military and I do. I didn’t graduate 5th from the bottom of my class to play Stratego at the Shady Acres retirement home. I’m here to wage some wars goddamit. Just like my dad and his dad before him - this war stuff is in my blood.

So here’s the dilly - you can be President and I’ll be Commander in Chief. You’re good with all that people and economic stuff and I couldn’t give 2 metamucil-powered craps about that. Half the time I dont even know why I’m running. So let’s save everyone’s time here and get this done. Give me some soldiers to command. I already got a list of 17 countries who are just asking to get their asses kicked. So, what do you say?

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