23rd
Not so sure I want to be President anymore...
Jeepers Crow everybody! What the heck has happened to this country?
I work myself to the bone to stay relevant in an election I couldn’t possibly win. I’m now neck and neck with Obama. I had to pick a VP that was going to break the mold for the Republican Party, as such, I pick a real firecracker in Sarah Palin and she takes the WORLD by storm. This election is now mine to lose.
But to what end? What the fuck am I going to do with this rotting pile of garbage I’m about to inherit? How did it all get so bad so fast? $700 Billion to bail out the financial system? Banks going belly up - layoffs in the hundreds of thousands of people. Unemployment rates jumping each week. The whole thing just seems so unsteady, like the entire system teeters on the edge of the abyss, one false move and we’re history. As President what the hell will I be able to do to turn this around? It’s the goddamn Titanic and it’s sinking fast. I won’t be able to do a gosh darn thing and I’ll be a single term President forgotten forever in the annals of history. What a goddamn MESS!!! GRRRRR!!!!
Stop the world I want to get off.
