21st
For Pete’s Sake, Stop Sending the Depends!!!
OK people. I like a good joke like the next guy. I’m constantly pulling pranks on the Straight Talk Express. I’m a funny guy really. Don’t believe me? I pulled a doozy on one of my female aids last Wednesday. Had everyone on the bus in tears. I went into this young chippie’s makeup kit and replaced some Pond’s face cream with Hellmann’s mayonaise and then shook the hell out of the jar. That night she slathered some on her face and stunk like an egg salad sandwich. See? I’m a funny guy.
I know a good joke when I see one and while it started out funny, it’s getting a bit tired. So here is the prank: a case of depends has been delivered to my attention every day for the last 11 days - not sure when its going to end. I will admit it got big laughs at the campaign office when the first case was delivered, but now its getting a little ridiculous. For the record, I don’t need Depends folks - I have never worn them and don’t think I’ll need to anytime soon. I’m tight as a drum downstairs, if you know what I mean. (I hope that’s not too much information) I’m not using the Depends, I’m hand delivering them to nursing home stops, so you’re little prank is actually doing a service for some of our older Americans.
STOP SENDING THE DAMN DEPENDS!!!
