September 2008
14 posts
Serenity Now.......Serenity Now......Serenity...
OK- so here we are. The US economy is about to go through the worst patch in like forever. Who do you want by your side? Someone who lived through the ‘29 depression (me) or someone who’s father wasn’t even born in ‘29 (the other guy)?
I’ve been around the block my friends. I know what its going to take to weather this storm. It’s a giant storm the...
We MUST bail out Wall Street
This $700 Billion program to assist Wall Street financial institutions regain their footing is an absolute necessity to keep this country moving forward. I have urged Barack Obama to postpone our debate as we should simply press “pause” on campaigning until this bail-out program has been approved.
What Barack doesn’t understand is that without Wall Street and the money...
Not so sure I want to be President anymore...
Jeepers Crow everybody! What the heck has happened to this country?
I work myself to the bone to stay relevant in an election I couldn’t possibly win. I’m now neck and neck with Obama. I had to pick a VP that was going to break the mold for the Republican Party, as such, I pick a real firecracker in Sarah Palin and she takes the WORLD by storm. This election is now mine to lose.
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Economics, Schmec-o-nomics, Sound Bites
So with all this economic stuff going on I figured I should work on a few sound bites in case anyone asks me about this crap. I bought a set of index cards at Walgreens yesterday and put the questions on one side and my sound bite on the other (an old trick that the study-heads use to do while I was throwing spitballs at them high school). So here’s what I got so far:
Q: What is your...
Book banning = ok, Book Burning = not ok
It’s been a crazy couple of weeks what with Palinpalooza going on in the US. The US has spoken and for the most part, everyone is pleased with my VP selection (Sorry Joe!)
In all of this hubbub, I did see one thing that Palin was accused of: book burning. I do not stand by book burning and when I asked her directly in a “mano to womano” face to face closed session meeting,...
YOU GO GIRL!
So its no mystery to anyone why I picked a female running mate:
Hillary supporters jilted at the altar who need a reason not to vote Obama
my need for a young VP candidate to get support of the under-AARP crowd
my campaign needing something exciting so the press starts paying attention to me again
All good reasons and so I went looking. Plenty of talented women for me to choose - I looked...
Baby Daddy
You gotta love this Levi Johnston kid. He’s a self-described “F-ing redneck and says he wants to “kick your ass”. And he knocked up my VP’s 17 year old daughter. He’s sure got some hutzpah! Reminds me of myself when I was his age. Now, I’m not saying I knocked up anyone (the girls were all snobs at my school) but I sure did enjoy my rep as a total dickhead...