Angry McCain

Jul 31st

The House of Cards

So right after I run my sweet new ad comparing Obama to Paris Hilton, I get accused of playing the...

Jul 31st

Jul 28th

Ich Bin Ein Berliner, Obama?

If I had my opponents ear today, I’d ask him one simple question: On your recent trip to...

Jul 28th

Jul 25th

Wait til they get a load of me...

Down? Yes.  Out? Not on your life.  This campaign is a marathon not a sprint.  I’ve got a...

Jul 25th

Jul 24th

My Campaign Has Fallen, and It Can't get...

Now I know how Bob Dole felt in 1994. So the same week that Obama is touring the world and giving...

Jul 24th

Jul 18th

Bud......Weis.....Er

So here we are.  An American Icon, gone.   Ours but not ours anymore.  I gotta tell you- it makes me...

Jul 18th

Open Letter to the Saudis > Got Oil for...

As I was reading the back of the box of Grape Nuts this morning it hit me - I figured out a way to...

Jul 15th

Jul 14th

Obama on New Yorker Magazine Cover

So Democratic Candidate for President Barack Obama might be in some hot water this week.  Looks like...

Jul 14th

Let's get real people!

So this past week my opponent on the Democratic Ballot mentioned how he plans to refine his policy...

Jul 14th

Jul 9th

Calendar Girls - Thumbs Up!

Caught this doozy of a film this past week while on a campaign stop in New Mexico.  It was about 4AM...

Jul 9th

Don't Mess with the Bull

I swear to god that kid from the Reuters traveling press crew is f-ing with me.  I never caught his...

Jul 2nd