Angry McCain

Way to go America...

Good idea.  Picking the other guy.  JEEZ.   Good luck with that, assholes.   I’m outta here….

_________VOTE FOR ME!!!

There’s nothing left to say.  Get out there and vote for me!!

I killed on the NBC Television program "Saturday Night Live"

Watch for yourself.  While I haven’t tuned in with any regularity since Chevy Chase was on the show, this new gang of comedians including Tina Fey were pretty fantastic.  At times I really thought I was standing next to the “real” Sarah Palin.  Check out Cindy’s cameo as QVC jewelry spokes model.  Honey - if you’re selling, I’m buying!!!

For you undecided voters (and Obama supporters)

We’re coming down to the wire here and I wanted to make a couple things VERY clear about my opponent:

• Obama is a muslim.  (Do I even need to go on?)
• Obama is not only friends with terrorists, he is a terrorist.
• Obama’s most trusted confidant is an anti-american preacher
• Obama’s middle name is Hussein.  REPEAT:  HUSSEIN!!!
• Obama and his wife are black.  Excuse me, a Black President of the USA???
• Obama will raise taxes on every household making over $30,000 per year
• Obama will legalize marijuana and heroin
• Obama will open the borders and let everyone in.
• Obama will approve gay marriages countrywide.
• Obama has discussed lowering the drinking age to 10.
• Obama has proposed a bill to legalize beastiality.
• Obama is a devout coprophagian.
• Obama was once the lead singer of an Anti-American band, The Dead Kennedy’s.
• Obama was caught several times shoplifting (in his youth).
• Obama laughs at retards right to their face.
• Obama has seen Andrew Dice Clay live in concert and owns one or more of his “comedy” albums.
• Obama wants nothing more to see the US come to its ruin at his hands.

Just the facts here folks.  Please consider these before you cast your ballot this upcoming week.

Don't Trust the Polls!

Ok folks, I know things are not looking good for me, but these poll numbers are out of control. Someone just showed me a poll where I was 53 points behind — How is that even possible?